Total Medals Earned: 1,443 (From 214 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,700 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 6/24 (75/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
The man, the myth, the legend
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (175/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (40/150 points)
You played my game!
I can't blame you
Choose the burger
Get 69 points
get 6969 points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Submit a world.
Load a world from the server.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/285 points)